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I'm Zoe.

I enjoy long walks on the beach, man-eating fruit, and examining horse teeth. I dabble in taxidermy. My life's dream is the wrestle twice as many bears as I've already wrestled.

I like to make friends, so email me sometime.

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"As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, this is my destiny and the meaning of my life."
-Napoleon Bonaparte

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Sat Nov 28
Writing Realistic Injuries

Ethan, you have no problem writing realistic injuries, but this was fun to read, and reminded me of you (is that messed up?).

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Had fun making candy with Ethan. We didn’t actually make much candy. We mostly sat in his room like the lazy asses we are and caught up and laughed and all that kind of friend stuff. AND I GOT PUMPKIN PIE. I was so disappointed that I didn’t get any pumpkin pie this Thanksgiving, but I got some! And I took home another stack of books including Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, 20th Century Ghosts by Joe Hill, and The Girl Next Door by Jack Ketchum (lol Ketchum).

I don’t actually have any interesting news to share. Haha, I’m so boring.

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ohmostdefiantly: Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman.  I adore them This is just… too much awesomeness in one photo. If I could meet them both, I would die from happy.

ohmostdefiantly:

Amanda Palmer and Neil Gaiman.  I adore them

This is just… too much awesomeness in one photo. If I could meet them both, I would die from happy.

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asjdfhlkasjdfhkasjd Slept in too late. If Sierra sent someone to come get me, I missed them. FML.  I guess this just means I get to go make rock candy with Ethan. C: (Ethan, go check your dA inbox.)

My neck hurts.

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Fri Nov 27
littleredd: delaroserouge: vinnieinfurs: hospitalbeds: (via peacockfeather) For Rhiannon. You’re an angel. I owe you so much.

littleredd:

delaroserouge:

vinnieinfurs:

hospitalbeds:

(via peacockfeather)

For Rhiannon. You’re an angel. I owe you so much.

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Someone IM me.

Please.

My sn is HeliantheEglise.

I need to talk to someone.

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HOLY FUCK FUCK FUCK I JUST FOUND OUT THAT SCAD HAS AN IQA (INTERCOLLEGIATE QUIDDITCH ASSOCIATION) TEAM. YES. YES. THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I HAVE HEARD EVER. I WILL JOIN AND IT WILL BE AMAZING.

AJKFHLSADUFHLIASHUDKLJASHLK I CANNOT STOP SMILING I AM SO HAPPY YESSSSS.

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(via misswallflower)

(via misswallflower)

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BY THE WAY.

I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET TO ULTIMATE TUMBLARITY.

JOSEPH DUCREUX.

SHH, DON’T TELL ANYONE, THOUGH.

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Back from jamming with Sierra.

WE ARE ULTIMATE HIPSTERS, UNFORTUNATELY. :[

But it was fun. I suppose I feel a bit better. Maybe? Don’t know. But I got a pumpkin spice latte, and that was fantastic and warm. And now I am home. Doing nothing. I have discovered that using the mouse for this computer is a lot easier if I lift the keyboard onto my lap. I like the keyboard better there - it’s easier to type - and the mouse has more room to move. I know you guys don’t care, but I don’t particularly care about what most of you do and do not care about. SO THERE.

Ethan, I would really love to hang out with you, but I am not sure if I can. I might have a play rehearsal for most of tomorrow. But I really wanna go. :C Who all is gonna be there? Would you mind too terribly much if I gave you a ‘maybe’ for now, and then randomly showed up tomorrow if I can? :/

Gonna go draw/watercolour for a bit.

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