princesspeacock:

Dedicated to Zander and his lemur milk fetish.

I know my way around the internet and how to get exotic pets. I should just start informing people of how to get their hands on weird animals. Because that’s what the world needs. More crazy lion ladies.

Anyway.

The first thing you need to know is…

Yes, hm, good.

I think my true calling in life is lemur farming and the selling of lemur milk. It has medicinal purposes, you know. So who wants to spot me several thousand dollars to set up my lemur farm?