and again
OH
OH MY GOD
I was secretly hoping to see someone do this-
…a marriage proposal is now in order
SMILE’S FACE
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Your name is ALIQUAM OCCIDERE, and you are almost 7 sweeps old. Your the CRAZIEST TROLL in the whole universe. No lusus dared to touch you, so you were raised by GAMZEE MAKARA.
Gog how you love FIGHTING.
You have various scars from the many brawls you have had with the clown. He even went as far as BLINDING YOUR LEFT EYE and SPLITTING YOUR HORN with a axe.
You also have a variety of interests. You love SINGING AT THE TOP OF YOUR AIR SACKS, even though sometimes you are off key, you don’t give a shit. You like WRITING PARODIES TO SONGS, and would love to record them for the other trolls. You think you should be embarrassed, but as previously mentioned you don’t give a shit. You hate all things girly, and prefer just simply clothes. BAGGY SHIRTS and SKINNY JEANS. You like SKINNY JEANS. You have them in every color, dyed with troll blood.
What will you do?
Please tell me this is a joke troll.
SKINNY JEANS DYED WITH TROLL BLOOD
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The first 5 pages of a kids book I wrote for Henry Green entitled ‘What is a Nerdfighter?’ where I attempted to explain Nerdfighteria to a 2 yr old.
I really loved working on this! It took me over 45 hours to paper craft all the illustrations and bind it, but I was able to put the original into John’s hands at the Tour De Nerdfighting Atlanta stop.
Horse from talking to every single Nerdfighter in the 800 person line, he seemed very grateful, but dazed. He and Hank are some of the most honorable people I have had the pleasure to meet. They stayed for hours just to make sure every kid knew they were important. They personalized every book, they took the time to look you in the eyes.
To make this effort, John had to leave Henry at home for over a month. I felt like if I could show Henry a smidgen of the care that his dad has for all of us, and that we have for all of him, then Henry might understand why we borrowed his dad for so long.
This is absolutely stunning, Si! I am in awe.
Hey, everyone, read this!
I just saw FTMDave porn
Where Karkat was eating him out.
I hate you. I fucking hate you. Fuck you, tumblr. Fuck you. Fuck this trans fad. You will never know how hard it is to be trans, it’s not a fucking joke, it’s not there for your porn. Jesus fucking christ I can’t stand this, seeing that made me feel physically ill. You know nothing about trans people. No truly trans person would ever let anyone near their sexual organs before surgery. Jesus CHRIST. Wrapping bandaids around your chest is NOT A BINDER. People actually KILL THEMSELVES over body dysphoria and just wanting to be seen as their right sex. But I guess that means nothing to you, you just want the character to be ~different~, like being trans somehow makes you ~special~. It doesn’t make you fucking special. It’s a fucking birth defect you absolute morons. It is one of the most soul crushing things a person could ever go through. These people try their whole lives to do everything possible to just be seen as their right sex, and then you go and draw porn of them engaging in sexual acts with their wrong body.
Jesus fucking christ. You know nothing. Fuck you. Fuck you so much.
But then again the new fad now on tumblr is to be trans. Everyone is trans ^_^_^ omg lol i like being called by a male pronoun I’m so trans ^_^_^ omg i wore mens clothes today that means i’m a man omg ^_^_^ omg you better call me a man even though i don’t try to pass at all and experience zero dysphoria but i ~identify as a man~ that means i’m a man ^_^_^ lol no it’s not like i want to go on hormones or get surgery fuck the binary \m/
I hate you. I hate you so much. You have made an absolute mockery out of true transexuals. This is why it takes YEARS for trans people to get surgery, because of shit like this. Because no one takes them seriously. You think you’re being open minded by making him trans, but you’re not. You’re being just as cissexist as the next moron, by treating him as ‘ftm’ instead of just a regular guy. Like it’s a fucking fetish. Like it’s an identity.
Fuck you.
…. WOW fuck you. I didn’t even have the patience to read much of the bullshit followin it, but I know a lot of pre-op trans men, and they have varying levels of comfort with below-the-belt action, and NONE of it invalidates their trans* status. Don’t fucking speak for them as a whole.
I’ll let my followers field the rest, if they can.
What
in the actual fuck.
I just.
Wow, how did I manage to read all of that without smashing my fist through my screen.
I was not born with enough middle fingers to deal with fuckwits like this.
Clearly the most beautiful BJD.
I remember this bjd, what the fuck where they thinking
I understand beauty in ugliness, but what is wrong with it’s face
What
Holy shit, I had totally forgotten about Toadstool skjdfhksjdhfksjhdfks
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